Divorce
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
~Robert Anderson
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Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.
~Author unknown
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
~Lewis Grizzard
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
~Tommy Manville
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If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
~Mignon McLaughlin
Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.
~Mignon McLaughlin
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
~Arthur Baer
Alimony — The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
~H L Mencken
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
~Doug Larson
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
~Judith Viorst
Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is removing divorce as an option. Anybody who gives themselves that option will get a divorce.
~Will Smith
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
~Thomas A Edison
Whatever you do, crush the infamous thing, and love those who love you.
~Voltaire
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